honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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