I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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