i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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