As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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