She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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