ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
vagina is talking i cant
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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