On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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