i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
