drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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