Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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