ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I am naked and annoyed.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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