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• (914): View more from New York

  For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.

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  That's cute.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

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• (408): View more from California

  i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas

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• (646): View more from New York

  Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'

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• (818): View more from California

  Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  She just gave me a free latte.

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado

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• (714): View more from California

  I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.

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  This was the best text I've ever woken up to

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone

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