I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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