you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.