talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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