just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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