I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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