found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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