If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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