So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Randomize