Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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