Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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