i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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