You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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