I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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