umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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