You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Randomize
