do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
