mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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