I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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