If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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