I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
