i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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