The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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