..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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