That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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