Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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