i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He has the fingertips of a God
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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