Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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