i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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