yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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