If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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