his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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