sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
this just has baby written all over it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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