is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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