I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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