We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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