bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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