You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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