At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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