just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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