Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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