You can't motorboat a personality
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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