Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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