i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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