they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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